What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Did you know that we white women prefer Black boyfriends?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it possible to revive a dead person in real life with black magic?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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